31 Quotes About Twitter Under 140 Characters

Twitter inotsanangura iwe unogona kukopa nekunyora

Pane imwe nguva iwe unongoda kuvhara kubva pakuuya nemashoko ekufungidzira ako pachako uye unoda mumwe munhu kuti avimbe kuti abatsire kuzadza Twitter kwako. Ndakachera nemazana ezvinyorwa pamusoro pe Twitter kuitira kuti uwane zvakanyanya kufadza, zvinonakidza uye zvinonzwisisika zve Twitter zvinyorwa zvinowanikwa pasi pezvinyorwa zvepakutanga 140 kuitira nyore nyore-uye-kuisa. Inzwa wakasununguka kushandisa izvi muTweets yako chero nguva iwe uchida!

01 ye31

"Tweet like nobody's following ..."

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"Dhani semufananidzo wacho usati wagadzirwa, Rudo sokunge iwe usati wambove usina kufarira, Tweet kana pasina munhu anotevera ." - @PostSecret

02 of 31

"Ini tweet, saka ..."

"Ini tweet, saka hupenyu hwangu hwose hwakakanganiswa kusvika 140 maitiro ezvimwe zviitiko zvekurumidza & predigested gnomic wisdom & swearing." - @NeilGaiman

03 of 31

"Yedu huru yeRevolution is Tweet of 141 Characters ..."

"Isu tiri chizvarwa cheSocial Media, Isu redu reRevolution is Tweet ye141 Characters." - @sandrachami

04 of 31

"Angadai akatumira tweet ..."

"Kana Paul Revere aive ari zuva remugari vemo, haafaniri kutakura pasi Main Street. Aizodai tweeted. "- @AlecJRoss

05 of 31

"Kana iwe uchitumira mumwe munhu nenyota Tweet ..."

"Kana iwe uchitumira mumwe munhu chinyaradzo Tweet, izvo zvinokuita iwe Ndega Huru?" - @AvramOhm

06 of 31

"Usamboti uudze vanhu pa Twitter ..."

"Usamboudza vanhu pa Twitter kuti uri kutumira tweeting iwe uri kutyaira ... zvakatoipa kupfuura kutaura kuti uri kutema kittens" - @robgokee

07 of 31

"Uye Tweet? Sa shiri?"

"Iwe unoda ini kuti ndipi ibhuku?" Uye "Tweet?" Seshiri here? - @SC_Stephens_

08 we31

"... ini ndichaKlout iwe ..."

"... musandiudza kuti ndinofanira kungotaura nevanhu vane hukuru hwepikiso, kana kuti Ndichakuendesa ..." - @JohnJGeddes (Unoti 'em, John!)

09 of 31

"Handiiti tweet zvikuru ..."

"Handiiti tweet zvikuru, ini ndichiri kudavira mune chakavanzika chemuenzi." - @RomeoSantosPage

10 pa31

"Ndaifanira kudzidza kana ndisina tweet ..."

"Ndinofanira kudzidza kana ndisina tweet." Sezvaunodzidza kuchengetedza muromo wako kudzidza kuchengeta tweet yako yakavharwa. " - @thatdanstevens

11 pa31

"... musa tweet me your breakfast"

"Kana pasina chimwe chinhu chinonakidza chaizvo, usati tweet tauri kudya kwako kwekushambidzira, handina hanya." - @ Busyphilipps25

12 pa31

"Tweeting is like ..."

"Tweeting yakafanana nekutumira firigiramu dzakanaka kune shamwari dzako kamwe pavhiki." - @TomHanks

13 pa31

"Kana iwe uri kutaurira kuti wakashamisika uri ..."

"Kana iwe uri kutaurira kuti wakabatikana sei ... iwe hauna basa." - @KristinCav

14 pa31

"Twitter inofanira kurambidza amai vangu."

"Twitter inofanira kurambidza amai vangu." - @ alka_seltzer666 (Francis Bean Cobain)

15 pa31

"... tarisai pa Twitter uye unzwe zviri nani pamusoro pako"

"Pose paunonzwa uchinetseka, unogona kutarisa paIndaneti uye unzwe zviri nani pamusoro pako, nokuti ndivo vanhu vakangoita iwe." - @angelcandice

16 pa31

"1% yenhamba huru nhamba huru"

"99% [ye Twitter yangu feed] inoshamwaridzana, asi 1% ini ndinopindura uye 1% yehamba yakawanda nhamba huru." - @GuyKawasaki

17 pa31

"Twitter inofadza ..."

"Twitter inofadza nokuti inondirega ndirambe ndichikurukura nevadzidzi vangu vese vekutanga vakakurira nemabhuku angu." - @RL_Stine (ini ndakaita!)

18 pa31

"Twitter ifupi kwazvo ..."

"Twitter iri pfupi ... yakachengeteka. Handidi kuti vashandi vangu vaite sekuti, 'Hey, script yako yakakodzera uye takakuona iwe wakanyora mapeji mana ebhulogi'" - @mindykaling

19 pa31

"Ndinovandudza Twitter ..."

"Ndinovandudza Twitter sezvisina kufungidzika sevamwe vanovhura bvudzi ravo." - @LenaDunham

20 pa31

"Twitter haisi teknolojia."

"Twitter haisi teknolojia iyo inguva hurukuro uye zvinoitika kana usina iwe." - @charleneli

21 pa31

"Haisi kungoita kudya zviripo ..."

"Haisi kungoita kudya zvayo, asi kugovana, kuchipfuura, uye kuwedzera kune iyo." - @ariannahuff

22 pa31

"Ndiko akakosha zvakakwana kuti iwe utarisire zvandinofunga"

"Kana iwe uri pa Twitter, iwe unoti, 'Ndakakosha zvakakwana kuti iwe utarisire zvandinofunga'." - @Donald Glover

23 of 31

"... zvisikwa ndezvekugadziriswa patsva."

"Yakapiwa kukwana kwemashoko 140 , vanhu vanoramba vachiratidza kuti kuvona chinhu chinogona kudzorerwa zvakare." - @biz

24 pa31

"Paunenge uine maminitsi mashanu kuti uzadze ..."

"Paunenge uine maminitsi mashanu kuzadza, Twitter ndiyo nzira yakanaka yekuzadza maminetsi makumi matatu nemashanu." - @mattcutts

25 pa31

"Pamusoro pe Twitter tinofara kana mumwe munhu atitevera ..."

"Pamusoro pe Twitter tinogamuchirwa kana mumwe munhu atitevera." Muhupenyu chaihwo tinotya chaizvo uye tinotiza. " - Unknown

26 pa31

"(Twitter) inovhara madhigirii matanhatu ekuparadzanisa."

"Iyo (Twitter) inovhara madhigirii matanhatu ekuparadzanisa kune imwe nzvimbo yakatsaurwa." - @garyvee

27 pa31

"... usamboshandisa mazwi ..."

"Nzira yakanakisisa yekuita nokutendeseka nemusika nge Twitter ndeyokuti usamboshandisa mazwi" kubata, "" kutendeseka, "kana" pamusika. "- @zeldman

28 pa31

"Twitter ndiyo inogara nguva dzose yechitoro ..."

"Twitter ndiyo inogara nguva dzose yekutengesa apo munhu wese ari kutaura panguva imwe chete asi hapana munhu ari kutaura chimwe chinhu." - @TeresaMedeiros

29 pa31

"Tinosarudza Justin Bieber panzvimbo."

"#Twitter inotipa sarudzo yakanaka yekukurukurirana / kutarisana nematambudziko evanhu. Tinoita Justin Bieber panzvimbo." - @laurenleto

30 pa31

"... apo mumwe munhu anogona kubatsira mumwe munhu ..."

"#Twitter inzvimbo iyo mumwe munhu anogona kubatsira mumwe munhu chero kupi zvako munyika." - @TweetSmarter

31 pa31

"Twitter inondiita sevanhu vandisingazivi ..."

"Twitter inondiita sevanhu vandisingazivi, uye Facebook inondiita kuti ndivenge vanhu vandinonyatsoziva muupenyu." - @betchaboy