IWebhu iyi inotyisa inopa ruzivo, asi ihwowo hutsika hwemajokisi akawanda eVatambi veTV, nyanzvi dzemafirimu, uye vezvematongerwo enyika. Pasinei nechinangwa chakanaka kana kwete, idzi zvinyorwa zvinonakidza zvinoratidza Webhu neInternet zvakakodzera kuverenga. Pano pane gumi gumi-zvinyorwa zvinokanganisa zvinyorwa pamusoro peInternet.
01 ye11
Homer Simpson
- "Oo, saka vane internet pane makombiyuta zvino!"
- "Uye ruzivo superhighway rwuri kuratidza munhu akaenzana izvo vamwe nerd vanofunga nezve Star Trek."
- "Oooh, vasikana veInternet ... Ndaizoenda navo paIndaneti navo zuva rimwe nerimwe!"
- "Indaneti? Chinhu ichocho chichiripo here?"
- "Vana ndivo vakanakisisa, Apu." Munogona kuvadzidzisa kuvenga zvinhu zvaunovenga uye ivo vanozvimutsa ivo, chii neIndaneti uye zvose. "
- "Kubva pane nzvimbo dzose pawebhu yose, ndaifanira kutora pane yake."
02 of 11
Donald Trump
- "Ini chokwadi sehero haadi kutendera vanhu vanoda kuuraya isu nekuuraya rudzi rwedu kushandisa Indaneti."
- "Tiri kurasikirwa nevanhu vazhinji nekuda kweInternet Tinofanira kuenda kuona Bill Gates nevanhu vakawanda vakasiyana-siyana vanonyatsonzwisisa zviri kuitika. Tinofanira kutaura navo pamusoro, pamwe mune dzimwe nzvimbo, nekuvhara iyo Internet. mune imwe nzira .. Mumwe munhu achati, 'O rusununguko rwekutaura, rusununguko rwokutaura.' Ava vanhu mapenzi, tine vazhinji mapenzi.
- "(pakupindura kumubvunzo pamusoro pekutsvaga paIndaneti) Sezvo kune cyber, ndinobvumirana nezvikamu zveChina Munyori Clinton akati: Tinofanirwa kuva nani kune ani zvake, uye zvichida hatisi.Handifungi kuti hapana anoziva kuti iyo yaiva Russia yakapinda muDNC.Iri kutaura kuti Russia, Russia, Russia-ini handizvo, zvichida zvaive.Iri kureva, inogona kunge iri Russia, asi inogonawo kuva China.Iyo inogonawo kuva yakawanda yevamwe vanhu. Inogonawo kuva munhu akagara pamubhedha wavo unorema mapaundi mazana mana, zvakanaka? "
03 of 11
Dave Barry
- "Indaneti ndiyo inonyanya kukosha kufambira mberi munhoroondo yekutaurirana kwevanhu kubvira pakatanga kushevedzera."
- "Chii, chaizvoizvo, iyo inotengesa? Chaizvoizvo iyo inoshandiswa pasi rese kuchinjana dhamusized data nenzira yakadai chero yemakombiyuta, chero kupi, iyo yakagadzirirwa nedhiyo inonzi 'modem', inogona kuita ruzha sakaita duck choking pane kazoo. "
- "Paunenge uri kuparadza pfungwa yako kutarisa kusina maturo, kuora kwehupombwe paTV, isu paInternet tiri kuchinjana, pachena uye pachena, zvisingatauri, zvepedyo uye, hongu, zvinyanyisa zvinotyisa pamusoro pemaitiro edu" CONFIG.SYS "."
04 of 11
George Bush
- "Migwagwa yeInternet ichava shomanana here?"
- "Ndinonzwa kune runyerekupe pane Internets yatinozoita kuti tinyora."
- "Chimwe chezvinhu zvandave ndashandisa paGoogle ndezvekukwevera mapepa . Zvinonakidza kuona - ndakakanganwa zita regurogiramu - asi iwe unotora satellita, uye iwe unogona-sekuti, ini ndinoda Tarisa pabazi racho Rinondiyeuchidza kuti ndinoda kupi dzimwe nguva. "
- "Tinogona kuva nemafuta paPostets uko mari inoshandiswa nemunhu."
05 of 11
Dennis Miller
- "Vanhu vanhu vanhu, vanotaura zvavanoda, havasi ivo?" Vaiwanzoti kudarika fence pavakanga vachirega kushambidza, zvino vanongotaura chete paInternet.
- "Izvo zvandisingazivi ndezvevanhu vanotengesa vadzidzisi vavo pamusika. Munokwanisa kuenda kuIndaneti ikozvino uye chaizvoizvo maona mutants uye ma cybergeeks anonyora nanosecond yese yehupenyu hwavo - nyoka dzose, kubhururuka kwose, nekudzivisa kwega kwega ivo naWilliam Shatner - uye vanoikurira kunze kweInternet.Ise inomutsa mubvunzo unonakidza wefilosofi: Ungabudisa sei hupenyu hwako kana usina hupenyu hutanga? "
- "Nokuti sezvo sehupenyu, murufu hatigoni kuramba kudzivirirwa uye zvakanakisisa zvezvose, ndinoreva, katekiti neIntern hook-up?" Ndipei rupfu. "
06 of 11
Al Gore
- "Pandaishumira muUnited States Congress, ini ndakatanga kutora Indaneti ."
- "Zuva randakagadzira mashoko iwayo, nezvekugadzira internet, ndakanga ndaneta nokuti ndakanga ndasimuka usiku hwose ndichigadzira Camcorder."
07 pa11
Jon Stewart
- "Indaneti inongova nyika inofamba-famba ichikomberedza zvinyorwa mukirasi."
- "Zvishamiso zvinomwe zvinonyanya kukoshesa kubudirira kwevanhu pamusoro pemakore 2 000 apfuura zvichatsanangurwa nevhotera yeInternet ... saka tarisa Howard Stern's Private Parts kuti iuye Nha. 1."
- "Manheru apfuura takanga tiri naCarol Moseley Braun purogiramu, iye achinditsanangurira kuti nei achifanira kuva mutungamiri anotevera weUnited States, ndinosvika kumba usiku ihwohwo, chengetera Indaneti, uye iye akasiya chikamu. Kufungidzira iyi yose iyo mutungamiri wenheyo yakanga iri nharo yekuuya purogiramu iyi Gore akaita chinhu chimwe chete. "
- "Ngatitaure pamusoro penyika chaiyo kwekanguva, tanga tanga tichikurukurirana pakutanga, uye ini ... ndaida kuunza izvi kwauri kare pamusoro penyika chaiyo, uye iyi ndiyo ndinofungidzira sekanaka nguva seipi. Tinyatsoziva kuisa izvi, saka ndinenge ndisina hanya Takazvipwanya.Naizvozvo musava mapenzi.Ndinoziva kuti taifanirwa kuva bhakati kuzera rakatevera nyika iri nani kupfuura iyo yatakapiwa. Handizivi kana iwe wakanga uchitevera nyaya munguva pfupi yapfuura, asi yakangotiza kubva kwatiri.Pakati pekutsvaga kwegoridhi yemadhora epaIndaneti uye pfungwa yekuzvikudza yeumambo husingagumi, takanzwa sorudzi rwemhanzi, uye hongu, ipapo chinhu chakashata chakangofira pamusoro pedu saka ndinokumbira ruregerero. "
08 ye11
Sénata Ted Stevens
- " Mafirimu gumi ari kutenderera izvozvo, iyo Internet, uye chii chinoitika kune iwe pachako paIndaneti?" Rimwe zuva ndakatora ... Indaneti yakatumirwa nevashandi vangu pa10: 00 mangwanani Mangwanani. ] Sei? Nemhaka yokuti yakavhiringidzika nezvinhu izvi zvose zvinotengeswa neIndaneti. "
- "Vanoda kubudisa ruzivo rwakakura pamusoro peInternet uye zvakare, Indaneti haisi chimwe chinhu chaunosara pane chimwe chinhu pane." Haisi gori guru. "Ndiyo mutsara wemataipi uye kana iwe usinganzwisisi, iyo michina inogona kuzadzwa uye kana yakazara, kana iwe ukaisa mharidzo yako mukati, inowanikwa mumutsara uye ichazove yakanonoka nemunhu wose anoisa muyo tube iyo yakawandisa yemabhuku, zvakawanda kwazvo. "
09 of 11
Bill Maher
- "Zvinosuruvarisa kuti munguva yekuziva iwe haugone kuwana ruzivo mumisoro yevanhu - chero bedzi iwe ukanyora chimwe chinhu paIndaneti uye usingawedzere LOL - ndezvechokwadi:" Handizivi kuti muKristu. "- Ini ' Ndisina chokwadi kuti iye ane utano, Jay. Anogona kunge ari mhirizhonga. "
- "Ndine dzidziso yokuti Internet inoita kuti vanhu vadzidze - uyewo FOX News inoita kuti vanhu vanyengere."
10 pa11
Hugh Laurie mu "House, MD"
- "Zvinotapukira kana zvakatipoteredza ... zvose zvatinofanira kuita ndezvekuona zvipembenene, mavairasi, mabhakitiriya, fungi, prions, radiation, chepfu, makemikari kana iyo inofanirwa neIndaneti inofanirwa. Ndichatarisa internet, imi varume munofukidza zvose zvinhu. "
- "Iwe unowona marwadzo, iwe unomhanyira kubheta kwako kudzidza iwe haungawani chinhu, asi ini ndichawana hofisi kwandiri pachako." Pane zvakawanda zvezvinonyadzisira zvinowedzera paIndaneti.
11 pa11
The Big Bang Theory (TV Show)
- "Unoziva chii, kana chiri" chinotyisa "kushandisa shanduro, mauto echiuto uye robot ndege kuti dziwane imba izere nemafuta akanaka kuitira kuti ndikwanise kuwira pamusoro pavo zvisingafungiri zvakanaka, ini ndinotyisa."
- "Aiwa, kwete, takabva tava nesheyo pasi nokutumira chiratidzo kune dzimwe nyika kuburikidza neInternet."
- "Yeuka apo wakaedza kudzidza kushambira kubva paInternet?"