Gwaro reCommunity Texting Zvinyorwa uye WebJargon

by Paul Gil

Duramazwi remazuva ano mashoko emashoko

Nhasi, zvose zvinosanganisira internet inoshandiswa. Mharidzo yedu inoda kuva shoma uye yakagadzikana-chekuita kwekunyora asi isu tichiri kudiwa kutakura mashoko ane chinangwa pamwe chete nezvokutanga zvezvibereko zvekuremekedza uye tsika.

Mazana ezvinyorwa zvisinganzwisisiki zvinyorwa zvakakonzerwa nemigumisiro. Kunyanya pamusoro pekupfura, zvinyorwa zvitsva zvinotiponesa zvinyorwa zvekuti TY (thank) uye YW (munogamuchirwa). Izwi idzva rinotaurirawo mafungiro ezvinyorwa uye mazwi evanhu ('O RLY', 'FML', 'OMG,' ' YWA ').

Pasi apa uchawana runyoro rwemazuva ano runyaya rwemashoko uye kutaura zvekutaura. Zvose izvi zvinogona kunge zvichinyorwa pasi pasi kana mutsara sechinhu chemunhu.

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HMU

Olga Lebedeva / Shutterstock

HMU - Hit Me Up

Ichi chirevo chinoshandiswa kutaura kuti "sangana neni" kana kuti "enda kwandiri kuti uite pane izvi". Icho nzira shoma yemazuva ano yekukoka munhu kuti ataurirane newe zvakare.

Muenzaniso:

Mushandi 1: Ndinogona kushandisa mazano ekutenga iPhone bersus kutenga Android phone.

Mushandi 2: Hmm, ndakaverenga nyaya huru pakuenzanisa mafoni aya maviri chaiwo. I have the link somewhere.

Mushandi 1: Wakakwana, HMU! Tumira iyo link paunokwanisa!

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FTW

FTW = "yekukunda!". Getty

FTW - For the Win
FTW inotaura nezvekuda kwetaneti. Kunyange zvazvo paiva nemanzwiro emashure mumakore apfuura, FTW nhasi inowanzoimira "For the Win". Icho chiratidzo chokushingaira. "FTW" yakafanana nekuti "ichi ndicho chakanakisisa" kana "chinhu ichi chichaita kusiyana kukuru, ndinokurudzira kushandisa"! "
semu "anti-lock braking, ftw!"
sv "spellchecker, ftw!"
semuenzaniso "pasi-carb diet, ftw
* Makumi emakore akapfuura, FTW yakanga ine chinangwa chakanyanya. Verenga zvakawanda pamusoro peFTW pano ...

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OMG (AMG)

OMG = 'Oh mwari wangu'. Mieth / Getty

OMG - Oh Mwari wangu!

Uyezve: AMG-Ah, Mwari wangu!

OMG, saiyo 'O Gawd', ishoko rinowanzoshandiswa pakutyisa kana kushamisika.

Muenzaniso we OMG:

(mushandisi wekutanga :) OMG ! My cat just walked across my keyboard and launched my email!
(wechipiri anoshandisa :) LOLZ! Zvichida kitty iri kutarisa pa eBay bids! ROFLMAO!

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WTF

WTF = "Chii icho F * ck" ?. West / Getty

WTF - Chii icho F * ck?

Uku ndiko kutaura kwakashata kwekutya uye kushungurudzika kunetseka. Zvimwe zvakafanana ne 'OMG', 'WTF' inoshandiswa apo chiitiko chinotyisa changoitika, kana zvimwe zvisingatarisirwi uye zvinokanganisa nhau zvichangobudiswa.

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WBU

WBU = 'Zvakadini newe?'. Barwick / Getty

WBU - Zvakadini Newe?

Izwi iri rinoshandiswa mukukurukurirana kwevanhu pachavo apo mapato maviri anonyatsoziva. Izwi iri rinowanzoshandiswa kukumbira maonero eumwe munhu, kana kutarisa kunyaradzwa kwavo nemamiriro ezvinhu.

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PROPS

'Props' = 'kuremekedzwa nekuremekedzwa kwakakodzera'. Bhera / Getty

KUVARIRA - Kuremekedza Zvakakodzera uye Kubvuma

"Props" inzira yokutaura "Zvakakodzera Kuzivikanwa" kana "Kuremekedzwa Zvakakodzera". Props inowanzoshandiswa nemutauro wepakutanga "kune (mumwe munhu)". Sezvo nzira yakagadzirisa yekubvuma unyanzvi hweumwe munhu kana kubudirira, zvigadzirwa zvave zvakajairika mune zvinyorwa zvemazuva ano uye kukurukurirana kwemeyili.

Muenzaniso wekushandiswa kweprops:

(Muteveri 1) Props ku Suresh! Mharidzo iyoyo yaakapa yakanga yakanyatsonaka.
(Muteveri 2) Mhm , mazano makuru ku Suresh, zvechokwadi. Akafuratira vamwe vose vaitaura pamusangano. Akaisa basa rakawanda mukati mazvo, uye rakaratidza chaizvo vhiki iyi.

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IDC

IDC = 'Handina hanya'. Brick House / Getty

IDC - Handina Hanya

Iwe unoshandisa IDC apo uri kuedza kuita sarudzo nemeseji yako, shamwari yako, uye iwe wakasununguka kune zvakawanda zvingasarudzwa. Kunyange zvazvo IDC inonyanya kusuruvara-nguva shoma, dzimwe nguva inogona kuratidza mafungire asina kunaka, saka zvakanakisisa kushandisa izwi iri neshamwari uye kwete vatsva vanoziva.

somuenzaniso Muteveri 1: tinokwanisa kusangana pamatengesi kutanga, ndokuenda kumabhaisiro mune imwe motokari, kana isu tose tinosangana pamberi petikiti yebhasikisi. Wut ungada here?

somuMushandi 2: IDC, iwe unosarudza.

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W / E

W / E = 'chero'. Kubata / Getty

W / E - Zvose

W / E ishoko rinoremekedza uye risingaregi, rinowanzoshandiswa senzira isina kunaka yekuderedza kutaura kweumwe munhu. Iyo inzira yekuti 'Handifariri kukakavhiringidza pfungwa iyi zvakare', kana kuti 'Handibvumirani, asi ini handina hanya kuti ndiite dambudziko racho.' Kungofanana nezvinhu zvakawanda kusazvipira-utsinye, kutaura uku inzira yehuga-yakavhirwa utsinye.

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NSFW

NSFW = 'isina kuchengetedza basa' kuona. Dimitri Otis / Getty

NSFW - Haisi Yakachengeteka Pabasa Kuona

Inoshandiswa kurayira mupiriri kuti arege kuzarura shoko pahofisi kana pedyo nevana vaduku nokuti shoko rinosanganisira zvepabonde kana kuti zvinonyangadza. Kazhinji, NSFW inoshandiswa apo vashandi vanoda kufambisa majee asina kunaka kana mavhidhiyo asina kunaka kune shamwari dzavo. Tichifunga kuti mamiriyoni evanhu anoverenga email yavo pachavo kubasa, nyevero yeNSFW inobatsira mukuponesa vanhu vanogona kunyadziswa nevanoshanda navo kana mutariri. Zvimwe »

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RTFM

RTFM = 'verenga f * cking manual'. Fox Pictures / Getty

RTFM - Verenga F * cking Manual
Iyi inopindura nekutsamwa uye kushivirira iyo inoti "mubvunzo wako unogona kupindurwa nyore nyore neruzivo rwekushanda ruzivo kana kuverenga zvakanyorwa zvinyorwa".

Iwe uchaona RTFM inoshandiswa mumisangano yehurukuro, kutamba mumavhidhiyo, uye muhofisi yekukurukurirana kweEmail. Munenge mamiriro ezvinhu ose, kushandiswa kunobva kune munhu ane simba-ane simba anoseka mumwe munhu nekukumbira mubvunzo wekutanga.

Mune zvimwe zviitiko, zvakadaro, munhu anenge ari mubvunzo achafanirwa nehasha kana mubvunzo wavo uri wekutanga zvokuti unoratidza kusakwanisa.

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TTT

TTT = 'kusvika kumusoro' / 'bump'. meme screenshot

TTT - Kumusoro

Iyo inozivikanwawo sekuti 'Bump'

Ichi chidimbu chinoshandiswa kupfurikidza kukurukura kukurukurirana kusvika kumusoro kwerutsva ruduku. Iwe ungaita izvi kuti usimudzire kukurukurirana usati wanganwa.

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WB

'WB' = 'Gamuchirazve!'. Edwards / Getty

WB - Wafadzwa Kare

Aya mazwi anofadza anowanzoonekwa mumitambo yeInternet (semuMMO yemitambo), kana mumataurirwo eI anowanikwa pamadhoroki emabasa evanhu. Kana munhu akaisa "kudzoka" kuzivisa kudzokera kwavo kumakombiyuta / foni, mamwe mhando dzemhando 'WB' yekukwazisa munhu wacho.

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SMH

SMH = 'kuzunungusa musoro wangu'. Usmani / Getty

SMH - Kubata Musoro Wangu

SMH inoshandiswa kuratidza kusatenda kune humwe upenzi kana kusarudzo kwakaipa. Imwe nzira yekupfuura kutonga pane zviito zvevamwe vanhu.

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ZVIMWE

ZVAKANAKA = 'asi ini ndichiri kuda iwe!'. Rubber Ball / Getty

ZVIMWE - Asi Ini Ndichiri Kukuda

Iri slang acronym rinoshandiswa sechirwere chinotamba, kakawanda panguva yemakwikwi eInternet kana nharo. Rinogona kushandiswa kureva "kwete kunyanya kunzwa", kana kuti "isu tichiri shamwari", kana kuti "Handifariri zvawataura chete, asi handingarambi ndichikudzivirira.ZVO zvinowanzoshandiswa pakati pevanhu vanoziva mumwe nomumwe.

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TYVM

TY = 'Ndinokutendai'. Lorenz-Palma / Getty

TYVM - Ndinokutendai Zvikuru

Ichi chimiro chekuremekedzwa kazhinji, kupfupiswa kune tsamba ina.

Onawo: TY - Ndinokutendai

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GTG

GTG = 'zvakanaka kuenda!'. Skelley / Getty

GTG - Takanaka Kuenda

Uyezve: GTG - Ndinofanira Kuenda

GTG inzira yekuti "Ndagadzirira" kana "takagadzirira". Zvakajairika paunotumira mameseji kuronga chiitiko cheboka, uye zvose zviri kuenderana.

somuenzaniso Muteveri 1: Wakatora bundu uye soda pikiniki?
somuenzaniso Muteveri 2: Ingotoda bhandi uye ipapo GTG.

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LOL (LOLZ, LAWLZ)

'LOL' = 'Kuseka kunze kweLoud'. Kuehn / Getty

LOL - Kuseka kunze kweLoud

Uyezve: LOLZ - Laughing Out Loud

Uyezve: LAWLZ - Raughing Out Loud (in leetspeak spelling)

Uyewo: PMSL - P * kushungurudza Ini Ndiko Kuseka

Kungofanana neR ROFL, LOL inoshandiswa kuratidza kuseka kwemaoko uye kuseka. Icho ndicho chinonyanyozivikanwa chirevo chemashoko kushandiswa mukushandiswa nhasi.

Iwe uchaonawo kusiyana kwakafanana neLOLZ (shanduro yeLOL, ROFL (Rolling on Floor Laughing), uye ROFLMAO (Rolling on Floor, Laugh My Ass Off) MuUnited Kingdom, PMSL inoshandiswawo shanduro yeLOL.

"LOL" uye "LOLZ" inowanzonyora zvose zvinowedzera, asi inogonawo kuiswa "lol" kana kuti "lolz". Zvose zviri zviviri zvinoreva chinhu chimwe chete. Ingwarira kuti urege kunyora mitsetse yose mumutambo, sezvo izvo zvinonzi zvisinganyanyi kudanidzira.

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BRB

BRB = "itaizve". Getty

BRB - Ita Zvakanaka Kudzoka

Uyu ihanzvadzi inoreva 'bio' uye 'afk'. BRB inoreva kuti unoda kusiya foni kana kombiyuta kwemaminitsi mashomanana, asi ichadzoka nokukurumidza. BRB inowanzobatanidzwa nedzimwe rudzi rwekutsanangurwa nekukurumidza kwechikonzero nei uri kutama kure:

kunyanya BRB doorbell
semu brb imbwa inoda kubuda
svb brb bio
saizvozvi BRB vana vakaita mhepo
somuenzaniso BRB - sitofu iri kutevera
somu brb mumwe munhu ari kune rumwe rutivi

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OATUS

OATUS = 'pane nyaya isina kukodzera'. Vedfelt / Getty

OATUS - Pamusoro Penyaya Isingaenderani

"OATUS" iri "Pamusoro Penyaya Isingaenderani". Iyi ndiyo internet shorthand yekuchinja musoro wekutaura. OATUS inowanzoshandiswa muInternet chatting, apo hurukuro yemazuva ano inenge ichive ichienda kwemaminitsi akawanda, asi iwe unoda kuchinja kutungamira kwehurukuro pane imwe nguva, kazhinji nokuti chimwe chinhu changoitika kwauri.

Muenzaniso wekushandisa kweOATUS:

(Wese 1) Handina hanya nei Steve Jobs anoti, Apple is hardware-locking us * uye * inoramba kubvuma kuti tinoda kuva Flash uye USB ports.
(Muteveri 2) Hongu, asi Apple achiri kuisa zvakanakisisa masero efoni uye mahwendefa etuti. Uye iwe unogona kuwana hardware kuti ikupe USB ports
. (User 3) Guys, OATUS: Ndinoda rubatsiro neFirefox yangu.
(Muteveri 2) Chimwe chinhu chakakanganisika neFirefox yako here? (User 3) Haisi chokwadi. Inoramba ichindipa ini kukanganisa mharidzo apo ini ndichiedza kupinda muHodmail yangu.

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BBIAB

BBIAB = 'dzoka zvakare'. Stock Colors / Getty

BBIAB - Dzokera muBhit (onawo: BRB - Be Right Back)

BBIAB imwe nzira yekureva 'AFK' (kure nebhokisi). Uku kutaura kwakanaka uko vashandi vanoshandisa kutaura kuti vari kutama kure nemakombiyuta avo kwemaminitsi mashomanana. Muchirevo chekukurukurirana, inzira yakanaka yokutaura kuti 'Handizopinduri kwemaminetsi mashomanana, sezvo ini ndisinganzwisisi'.

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ROFL (ROFLMAO)

ROFL = 'kuputika pasi pasi kuseka'. Pierre / Getty

ROFL - Rolling on Floor, Laughing

Uyewo: ROFLMAO - Rolling on Floor, Laughing My * ss Off

ROFL "ndiyo inowanzoitwa" jarling on Floor, Laughing. "Uchaonawo kusiyana kwakafanana neLOL (Laughing Out Loud), uye ROFLMAO (Rolling on Floor, Laugh My * s Off).

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WTB (WTT)

WTB = 'vanoda kutenga'. Jamie Grill / Getty

WTB - Unoda Kutenga

Uyewo: WTT - Unoda Kutengeserana

Iko kutaura kunoseka, kazhinji kunoshandiswa ku jibe kana kunyorera mumwe munhu. 'WTB vasiri vashandi vekuhofisi ehofisi' ingadai iri nzira yekuseka kuti uudze vamwe vako kuti ivo vane slackers. 'WTB hupenyu' inzira inogadzirisa kutaura kuti 'Handina mufaro'.

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O RLY

O RLY - O, Zvechokwadi?

"O RLY", ("oh zvirokwazvo") inopindura slangarudzo yekutsanangurira kusava nechokwadi, kuvhiringidzika, kana kuvharirwa kune mumwe munhu ari paIndaneti. Iwe unoshandisa izwi iri kana mumwe munhu akaita chirevo chinopokana kana kuti nhema chenhema, uye iwe unoshuva kuita mhinduro yakajeka kumabiro avo akajeka.

Mashoko akafanana neokuti "O RLY" ndeokuti "HERE WAI!" (kwete nzira!) uye "YA RLY" (hongu, chaizvo).

"O RLY" inowanzonyorwa zvose zvinowedzera, asi inogonawo kunzi "O Rly" kana "o rly". Zvose zvinoreva chinhu chimwe chete. Ingwarira kuti urege kunyora mitsetse yose mumutambo, sezvo izvo zvinonzi zvisinganyanyi kudanidzira.

Kunyange zvazvo kushandiswa kwe "O RLY" kune chinhu chinonakidza, inongova chirevo chisina kunaka, saka chenjerera kuti usashandise kutaura uku kakawanda, kuti urege kuzivikanwa sewe troll iri paIndaneti (kufambisa simba rakaipa). Shandisai kutaura uku zvishoma, uye kana mumwe musikana ari paIndaneti achiita chirevo icho chinyengeri chenhema kana kuti chisiri chechokwadi, uye iwe unogona kuzviita nyore nyore.

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RL

RL = 'upenyu chaihwo'. GCShutter / Getty

RL - Real Life

Uyezve: IRL - In Real Life

RL neRL zvinoshandiswa kureva hupenyu humwe kunze kwekukurukurirana. Nekushandisa kombiyuta uye email: RL inoreva hupenyu huri kure nemakombiyuta, uye mazwi aya anowedzera kunakidzwa kwerondedzero.

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NVM

NVM = 'usambofungi' / 'kusazvidza izvozvo'. Ndinoda Mifananidzo / Getty

NVM - Usambofungisisa

Uyewo: NM - Usambofungisisa

Ichi chirevo chinoshandiswa kureva "Ndapota musakanganwe mubvunzo wangu wokupedzisira / maitiro", kazhinji nokuti mushumiri akawana mhinduro maminitsi mushure mokutumira mubvunzo wepakutanga.

Muenzaniso wekushandisa kweNVM:

(Muteveri 1): Hungu, ndinoshandura sei foni yangu kuti ndiratidze chithunzi chako paunodana?
(Muteveri 2): Wakatarisa mumarongerwo ekutarisa mazita here?
(Muteveri 1): nvm, ndakaiwana! Yakanga iri pachikwangwani chokupedzisira!

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BFF

BFF = 'shamwari dzakanakisisa, nokusingaperi'. Fuse / Getty

BFF - Yakanakisisa Shamwari, Nokusingaperi

BFF inoratidziro rwekunyorwa kwerudo rwema digital muzana remakore rechi21. BFF inowanzoshandiswa sekutaura kwevechiri kuyaruka nevanasikana vekweenage kuti varatidze kushamwaridzana. BFF inoshandiswawo nevanhurume kuti vaseke pamusoro peiyi inonyanya-kutaura kwevakadzi. Izwi iri rinoshandiswa zvose mumutambo wepamusoro kana pasi pepamusoro kana uchinyorerwa mu-email kana pakarepo mharidzo.

BFF ine zvinyorwa zvinyorwa zvakawanda:
BF (Boyfriend)
GF (Girlfriend)
Zvimwe zvidimbu zvakajairika zvinoshandiswa mumishumo yepaIndaneti zvinosanganisira:

DW ( Anodiwa Mudzimai )
DS ( Mudiwa Mwanakomana )
DD ( Mudiwa Mwanasikana )
DH ( Murume Anodiwa )
DB (Mudiwa Hama)

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IIRC

IIRC = 'kana ndikayeuka zvakanaka'. Chris Ryan / Getty

IIRC - Kana Ndichiyeuka Zvakarurama

IIRC inoshandiswa paunopindura mubvunzo wausina chokwadi nezvawo, kana iwe paunoda kuita mazano akajeka kwaunenge usingazivi nezvechokwadi chako.

somuenzaniso Muteveri: Wikileaks ndeye hurumende inoridza vanhu, iirc.

somuenzaniso Muteveri: IIRC, haugoni kutumira mitero yako paIndaneti pasina kadhi yakasviko iwe inowanikwa mumutambo.

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WRT

WRT = 'kuremekedza'. Lovric / Getty

WRT - Nekuremekedza

Uyezve: IRT - MuRwendo kusvika

WRT inoshandiswa kureva imwe nyaya inokurukurwa, kunyanya kubatsira apo hurukuro iri kufamba nenzira dzakasiyana, uye munhu anoda kutarisa pane chimwe chikamu chehurukuro.

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OTOH

OTOH = 'kune rumwe rutivi'. Bradbury / Getty

OTOH - Pamusoro Pechimwe Chanza

"OTOH" ndiyo slang acronym ye "On the Other Hand". Inoshandiswa kana munhu achida kunyora zvinhu kumativi maviri egakava

"OTOH" inowanzonyorwa zvose zvinowedzera, asi inogonawo kunzi "otoh". Zvose zvinoreva chinhu chimwe chete. Ingwarira kuti urege kunyora mitsetse yose mumutambo, sezvo izvo zvinonzi zvisinganyanyi kudanidzira.

Muenzaniso wekushandisa kweOTOH:

(mushandisi wekutanga) Ndinofunga kuti unofanira kutenga iyo itsva i7 kombiyuta. Mushandisi wako wezvino unoyamwa.
(mushandisi wechipiri :) Mudzimai wangu aizondiuraya dai ndaipedza 2 guru pakombiyuta itsva.
(wechipiri anoshandisa, zvakare :) OTOH, angada semashini inokurumidza mumba, kana ndikakwanisa kumuwana iyo yekugadzira software yekunze kuenda nayo.

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ASL

ASL = 'makore ako, zvepabonde, uye nzvimbo?'. Pekic / Getty

ASL = Mubvunzo: Zera Rako / Zvepabonde / Nzvimbo?

ASL mubvunzo unotsvaga unowanzoonekwa mumakambani ekukurukura kweIndaneti. Ndiyo maitiro avashandisi vese vanoedza kutaura pachena kuti iwe uri murume kana mukadzi, uye kana uri muzera remakore.

A / S / L inowanzorondedzerwa sechepasi "a / s / l" kana "asl" kuitira nyore kutora. Izwi rinokura uye rakaderera rinoreva chinhu chimwe chete.

Iko kune chirevo chakakosha cheteti kana mumwe munhu anokubvunza ASL. Zvechokwadi verenga zvakawanda pamusoro pezvinoreva ASL pano .

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WUT

WUT = 'chii'

Wut ishoko rezvino rekunyora kuti 'chii'. Nenzira imwe chete yaunogona kushandisa 'izvo' mumutauro wezuva nezuva, 'wut' zvino inogona kuisa panzvimbo yacho yekutumira mameseji asingatauri uye kukurukura. Iwe unogona kushandisa 'wut' semubvunzo, kana sechirevo chemashoko chiito. Hongu, shoko iri rinoita kuti vadzidzisi veChirungu vanyarare.

Mienzaniso yehutu semashoko akanyorwa :

' Wut isina kunaka newe here? iwe dont return back call me '
' iwe unoda kuita tonite here?'
'ini hazvizivi kuti wuts up naye. shes akafanana nevhiki iyo '
' idc wut isu tinoita, chero bedzi iyo inosanganisira doro'
'wuts up shawty ?'

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IMHO (IMO)

IMHO = 'mukunzwisisa kwangu'. Image Bank / Getty

IMHO - In My Humble Opinion

Uyezve: JMHO - Maonero Ako Okuzvininipisa

Uyezve: IMO - Mutsva Yangu

IMHO inoshandiswa kuratidza kuzvininipisa panguva imwe chete ichiita mazano kana kukonzera nharo mukukurukurirana paIndaneti. IMHO inoshandurwa zvakare muzasi pasi rose se imho.

somuMushandisi 1: IMHO, iwe unofanirwa kuendesa motokari shoma pane sirivha pane nzvimbo yakatsvuka.

somuenzaniso Muteveri 2: Vanhu vakawanda vanofunga kuti iye ane chigamba, asi IMHO, Lady Gaga ndiye mutambi ane unyanzvi uyo anopa chibereko chinotora.

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PMFJI

PFMJI = 'ndiregererei nokuti ndakapinda mukati'. PeopleImages / Getty

PMFJI - Ndiregererei Nokuda Kwandiri

Uyezve: PMJI - Kanganwira Kutamba Kwangu

"PMFJI" inoti "Ndiregererei Kutamba Muna". Iyi ndiyo internet shorthand yekupinda mukutaura zvakanaka. PMFJI inowanzoshandiswa kana iwe uri munharaunda yakakurumbira yekutaura nevamwe vanhu vakawanda, uye iwe unoda kuisa chivande pane hurukuro yakatanga kuitika pasina iwe.

PMFJI inogona kunyorwa pasi pasi rose kana pasi rose; zvose zvinyorwa zvinoreva chinhu chimwe chete. Ingwarira kuti urege kunyora mitsetse yose mumutambo wose, kuti urege kupomerwa nekudanidzira paIndaneti.

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YMMV

YMMV = 'Mirege Yenyu Inogona Kukurumidza'. Baldwin / Getty

YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary

Izwi iri rinoshandiswa kutaura kuti 'mitsva yakasiyana kune munhu wose'.

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MEGO

MEGO = 'maziso angu anopera pamusoro'. Pelaez / Getty

Maziso Angu Anopenya

MEGO "ndiyo slang acronym ye" My Eyes Glaze Over ". Ndiyo nzira yekutaura kuti" izvi zvinonyangadza "kana kuti" izvi ndizvo zvekare zvekugadzirira kuti munhu anyatsofarira. "

Muenzaniso wekushandisa kwe MEGO:

(mushandisi wekutanga) Kwete, nokuti mutambo unoshandisa maviri-roll system, kukosha kwechikonzero kunokonzera nehutachiona pane (X + Y) *% uptime based. Iwe uchada kugovera iyo nguva yose yekurwisana, zvichibvumira kuti proc neminiti muvhareji wemasekondi matanhatu buri 60 seconds.
(musikana wechipiri :) mudiwa mwari. MEGO!
(wechitatu user :) ROFL! MEGO yakarurama!

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Crickets

'Cricket' = 'kunyarara, nei pasina munhu anondipindura?'. Sayenzi Photo Library / Getty

'Crickets' (kazhinji inotsanangurwa se '') inzira yekunyora yekuti 'nei pasina munhu anondipindura pano mukutaura?'.

Iwe unoshandisa izwi iri kana uri mumutambo wemutambo kana sangano rekutsvaga, uye iwe wakabvunza mubvunzo asi usati wanzwa mhinduro asi zvakadaro.

Muenzaniso weCricket:

Mushandi 1: 'Hei, ndaigona kushandisa rubatsiro. Handizivi kuti ndinoenda kupi kuti ndidzore chido ichi chiri pedyo neStormheim kufamba mugwagwa '
(kunyarara kwemaminitsi matatu)
Mushandi 1: ''
Mushandisi 2: 'urombo, akanga asiri kuverenga sangano sangano. Ndinofunga kuti iwe unodzorera iyo kumashure muDalaran, kwete muStormheim. '