Mubvunzo: Chii chiri & # 39; Clownshoes & # 39 ;? Clownshoes Anorevei?
Pindura: & # 39; Clownshoes & # 39; kana & # 39; clown shoes & # 39; iyo inyoyo yekuseka.
Clownshoes zvinoreva kuti chimwe chinhu kana mumwe munhu anonyangadza kana asinganzwisisiki, uye haafaniri kutorwa zvakanyanya. Mashoko acho anouya kubva kumahombekete ezvokudya zvepamberi.
Muenzaniso wekushandiswa kwechigunwe:
- (Svend) Chii chine gehena yemhando yefirimu iyi?
- (Andy) Iwe wakati iwe waifarira sayenzi yenhema!
- (Svend) Dude, iyo firimu inokwana clownshoes. Ichi ndicho chibvumirano chekuita uye cheesiest zviitiko zvakakosha.
- (Andy) Ok, mune imwe pfungwa here?
- (Svend) Hongu, danai Kari naTuan uye ngatitenderei kuenda kuPaintnite pamba. Zvakanaka zvikuru kupfuura iyi firimu inofadza.
Muenzaniso weChipiri wekushandisa kwechigunwe:
- (wokutanga anoshandisa) Uyezve, hakuna humwe hwehupayenzi hwokuti kutumira mameseji paunenge uchifambisa kunokonzera kukanganisa motokari. Chinhu chimwe chete chatakaonesa ndechekuti mafoni efoni zvino anonzi awedzerwa nhamba yakafanana yezviitiko mumugwagwa.
- (wechipiri anoshandisa) Uri kunyatsoedza kudzivirira kutumira mameseji paunenge uchityaira here?
- (wokutanga anoshandisa) Ndiri kutaura kuti uchapupu hunoratidza kuti kuputika kwemotokari hakuna kuwedzera sezvo foni dzakauya munzvimbo.
- (wechipiri anoshandisa) Nharo yako yakakwana clownshoes, uye unoda kuti musoro wako uongorore. Iwe unofunga kufunga kuti nyika yakazara, zvakare.
Mimwe mimwe mienzaniso yekushandiswa kwechiedza:
- Iyi musangano ndeye shangu clown. Chii chinoita kuti vatikumbirwe kune zvinhu izvi kana tichifanira kuita mabasa edu pane?
- Mupi waro akandipa tikiti yaiva chikwata che clown. Akati akange ndichiita 5 mph pamusoro pemutsetse wekukurumidza, uyo 'akafungidzira' nekunditarisa.
- Mukomana uyo akatanga iyi thread ndeyekugunzva. Handikwanise kutenda kuti imi muri kutengesa ichi.
- Dude, iwe wapinda shangu dzese clown. Ita iwe ushamwari uye urege kunwa usati wanyadziswa iwe pachako.
- Icho chinoparadza nguva. Mutariri wezvitoro aive clownshoes akazara pamusoro pekuchema kwangu. Handeyi.
- Iyi purogiramu ye mobile isiri clownshoes zvachose. Izvo hazvibvumirane kunyange kana iwe uchidhinda bhizinesi re sync. Usaisa ichi chidimbu chekuputika!
Izvo zvinonzi clownshoes zvinoreva, kufanana nezvido zvetsika dzakawanda uye memes zveInternet, chikamu chekukurukura kweChirungu chemazuva ano. Verenga zvakawanda Internet mabhiizo uye shorthand expressions ...
RELATED: mamwe magwaro ezuva ranhasi akanyorwa apa .
Nzira yekudzidzira uye kuisa Purogiramu yepaIndaneti nekunyora magwaro Mitsanangudzo:
Imari yepamusoro ndeye kusina hanya kana uchishandisa meseji yemashoko mashomanana uye kukurukura nyaya . Iwe unogamuchirwa kushandisa zvese zvinowedzera (semuenzaniso ROFL) kana pasi rose (eg rofl), uye zvinoreva zvakafanana. Dzivisa kutora mitsara yose mumutambo, asi, sezvo izvo zvinoreva kushevedzera mumutauro wekutaura.
Chirevo chechimiro chakafanana chakafanana kwete chekuita nevakawanda mutsamba mutsara misoro. Somuenzaniso, chirevo chekuti 'Too Long, Did Not Read' chinogona kushandiswa seTL; DR kana seTLDR . Zvose izvi zvinogamuchirwa, kana kuti pasina pfumbamwe.
Usamboshandisa nguva (dots) pakati pemakadhi ako. Izvo zvinogona kukunda chinangwa chokukurumidza kukura kwechimbwa. Semuenzaniso, ROFL haizombofi yakadhindwa ROFL , uye TTYL haizombofi yakanyorwa spTTL
Yakagadzirirwa Etiquette yekushandisa Webhu uye Kutumira mameseji Jargon
Kuziva nguva yekushandisa chironga mumeseji yako ndeyekuziva kuti vateereri vako ndiani, kuziva kana mamiriro acho ezvinhu asina kukodzera kana unyanzvi, uye achishandisa zvakanaka kutonga. Kana iwe uchiziva vanhu zvakanaka, uye ndeyekuti iwe pachako uye usingazivikanwi kukurukurirana, saka zvachose shandisa shanduro yakanyorwa. Paflip, kana uchangobva kutanga ushamwari kana ukama hwehutano nemumwe munhu, ipapo pfungwa yakanaka yekudzivisa zvinyorwa zvishoma kusvikira wava nehukama hwehukama.
Kana mharidzo iri mune unyanzvi hwepamhizha kune mumwe munhu ari kubasa, kana nemutengi kana mutengesi kunze kwekambani yako, ezvo usapinda zvinyorwa zvachose. Kushandisa izwi rakakwana spellings rinoratidza unyanzvi uye ruremekedzo. Zviri nyore nyore kutadza kune rumwe rutivi rwekuva unyanzvi uye unosunungura hutano hwako pane nguva kupfuura kuita zvakasiyana.